I came across following pretty funny conversation and thought of sharing with you all. Enjoy! (by Anonymous)
A woman writes to the IT Technical support…..
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
Gujarat - Growth engine of India | Why I love and am proud of Gujarat!
These are the few reasons why I am so proud of Gujarat (where I spent most of my childhood while completing schooling) and hat’s off to Mr. Narendra Modi for his work and dedication to make state of Gujarat one of a kind.
Following video is a must watch for anyone and everyone connected to or want to know about current status of Gujarat (western state of India).
I got this photo in an email and I could not resist uploading it. Title of that email was “Crazy person saving slippers outside a worship place”. This is one crazy stuff. Hat’s off to this person’s intelligence! Enjoy and share the link so other could enjoy as well.
SixthSense by Pranav Mistry on TEDIndia
At TEDIndia, Pranav Mistry showed demos of SixthSense and other tools that would help our physical world interact with the digital world. He also showed an outstanding, amazing, mind-blowing “paradigm-shifting” , out of the box, innovative papertop (in my own words) technology. I know I am prasing Pranav a lot, not because we share the same last name, but he has some amazing work that will blow your mind away. During his Q&A, Pranav mentioned that he is planing to make software behind SixthSense open-source to open up the tremendous, possibilities. Click below link to see his new TEDIndia video.
2) Pattie Maes and Pranav Mistry demo SixthSense in TED March ‘09
Excellent Video on Crush It! tour by Gary Vaynerchuk
Once again, excellent speech / video by, leading social media marketing giant, Gary Vaynerchuk. Spare your one hour and watch this video. Mind blowing and thought provoking!
